More Drinking Games!

I've got an old post about drinking games to play along with Disney movies because I think that copious amounts of booze improve any situation and that nothing is sacred.  I figure it is time to revisit that theme- but this time I'm gonna expand our drinking game topics to pretty much anything nerdy.

Many of the games I'm going to post rules for I've played- so this is a thank you to all my real life friends (yes, I have those.  Shocking) that have gotten trashed with me over rounds of Mario Kart.

The best kind of triforce- the Boozeforce.  It contains the powers of intoxication.

Note: If you're looking for some themed video game cocktails, I suggest the Drunken Moogle.  Also, they have a compendium of geeky bars in the world, so if you need computer help or want to argue about Star Trek, check that out.

On to the games!

The My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Drinking Game

There is only one rule: take a drink for any and all references to anything to do with actual horses.  That's a drink for any time Nightmare Moon comes up, for example.  The opening title sequence has five drinks involved, just for reference.

Hardcore: Certain episodes fall under hardcore category all by themselves.  "Sweet and Elite" has at least 24 drinks in it, 19 happen within a 2 minute time period with the song, "A Pony Everypony Should Know".  Rarity wants to get you smashed.  The pilot is also pretty cruel, mainly because Twilight Sparkle will not shut up about Nightmare Moon or Canterlot.

However, if a particular episode just seems to be falling a little flat- "Sisterhooves Social" only has 10 drinks, if I remember correctly- then just drink every time the color pink is used gratuitously.

Drunk Driving: The Mario Kart Drinking Game
Open up a bottle of beer/pour yourself a glass of wine/crack open a can of jet fuel.  Start up a race.

You are not allowed to finish the race until your drink is empty.  Get a new drink for every new race.

Hardcore: drink jet fuel.  Seriously.

Super Smashed Bros: Brawl

Start up a 3 minute timed match with items on high, but the only item allowed is the Smash Ball.  Drink when:
-you die via someone's Final Smash
-you don't get the Final Smash
-you use your Final Smash and don't kill anyone (oh hai thar, Peach).

Hardcore: after the match, add up your KO's and deaths.  Take that many drinks.

Final Fantasy X: Fuck It, If I'm Drinking Alone, I Might as Well Play a Video Game


-drink every time a character ends a sentence with, "you know"
-drink after every overdrive
-drink after anyone talks to Tidus, but doesn't use his name
-drink every time Kihmari is in a scene but doesn't talk
-drink every time Tidus does something stupid
-drink every time Yuna apologizes (That's three for the "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sooo sorry" in Luca)

Hardcore: drink after every battle


Happy drinking!