It's the first week of break away from finals (or Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit for those unfamiliar with the acronym), and as such, I'm writing this at a party. Because I'm on break damn it, and I deserve time off. So, I had to kinda go for some low hanging fruit for blog inspiration, as I didn't have (read as: spend) a lot of time reseraching this post.
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| I'm coming in a close second to the "Fucks I don't give" category |
Or rather how your perspective on boobs and the female flesh they're attached to. It turns out that the kind of porn you're into is an indicator of how poor you are.
Furries and other people into weird shit are exempt:
1) because I don't want to loose my faith in humanity right now
2) because I'm sure there is a subset to the Rules of the Internet somewhere that says that whenever you try to catagorize all the fetishes, you get another one.
I'd post a rule-34 related picture and make that joke because I'm lame today, but I want to keep the blog sort of kid friendly. If the parents of said kids don't mind my incessant swearing and racist/sexist references.
Back to boobs.
Proving that scientists can't get close to women outside of labs, some scientists did a study on Playboy magazines. What they found out was that during tough economic times, men (or lesbians) tend to prefer Playboy bunnies with larger waists, smaller eyes, larger waist-to-hip ratios, smaller bust-to-waist ratios and smaller body mass indexes. Another study (at this point, study sorta seems to need to be in quotes) found that that men also prefered older and heavier bunnies.
So, to recap- when you have almost no money, you prefer your porn to be of the more cough, realistic, cough verity. Why? Well, in order to pretend they were still actually doing research, the scientists got drunk after their days of going over Playboy magazines and came up with the Enviromental Security Hypothesis.
Or rather, its the scientists saying that men prefer women better at reproduction (your standard model type) during good economic times and prefer women better at production (this adjusted model type) during rough economic times.
So, if your wondering why that mole suddenly seems to turn you on, its because you just got laid off.
heh. laid.
This could help explain why black men stereotypically like big butts and the thick women who come with them. since black men are more likely to be economically stressed in our drastically unfair society, they would be more likely to fall on the 'production' side of this result.
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